quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via amaricee)

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

(via areyouanerd)

lucasbieneke:

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

(via iannmickey)

vernonating:

Did I already reblog this? Who cares. I’m reblogging this.

(Source: comedycentral, via areyouanerd)

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

(via areyouanerd)

areyouanerd:

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

x

Who is taking all these pictures!?!

Bff goals

idooowhatiwaant:

mcdownies:

ofdarknessanddisgrace:

bethandgrace:

hazelthinking:

kittywinkle-master-of-jarate:

What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?

Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.

My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.

Avengers ASSemble

(Source: arcaneimages, via areyouanerd)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

image

(via areyouanerd)

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

image

I love that story

(Source: katorade27, via areyouanerd)

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via areyouanerd)

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

fruitcrocs:

llttlemermaid:

elicrotch:

thebluezebra:

eggaroo:

oh my god

i think im crying

i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars

they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business

~Le Dark Memer

Everything about this post is perfect.


the end times are upon us

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

fruitcrocs:

llttlemermaid:

elicrotch:

thebluezebra:

eggaroo:

oh my god

i think im crying

i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars

they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business

~Le Dark Memer

Everything about this post is perfect.

the end times are upon us

(Source: umadokabro, via areyouanerd)