Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
thoughts and ramblings and glimpses of my life
What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?
Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.
My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
oh my god
i think im crying
i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars
they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business
~Le Dark Memer
Everything about this post is perfect.
the end times are upon us